007: THE TOP 6 WAYS FOR DADS TO AVOID PISSING OFF THEIR TEENAGED DAUGHTERS

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Teenaged daughters are volatile creatures, much like a wolverine or, perhaps, a honey badger. If a well-meaning dad simply makes eye contact with his teenaged daughter for too long, he may lose a nose or ear. Here is what I recommend, although it's unlikely that any of it will work.

006: My Top 11 Things Every First-Time Dad Should Know

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Unfortunately, babies don't come with an instruction manual, and ask my wife — I'm an instruction manual guy. Sure, there are a zillion parenting books out there, but theory and practice are two entirely different things, so I had to implement on-the-job learning. This list of 11 important things for first-time dads gets right down to the nitty gritty of the matter. Just understand, though, that you're still gonna make an idiot out of yourself at some point. Just don't drop the baby on its head.

005 — Critter Chronicles: The Lowly 'Possum

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Critter Chronicles is my "mockumentary" about the wildlife around my home in Tennessee. If you enjoy wildlife and think "This is Spinal Tap" is the greatest movie ever, you'll like this. I think. Maybe not. Who knows...? Anyway, this episode is about our old friend, the 'possum.

004 - The Incredibly Weird Tooth Fairy

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Somebody was seriously impaired or, at best, exercised poor judgement when they invented the Tooth Fairy. How this custom ever caught on is beyond me. Cash money for old, used teeth??  The heck?

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