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Why being a dad is scary

Children, Dads
Being a dad can be downright scary, and I'm not just talking about the baby stuff. How you appear in the eyes of your impressionable 12-year-old son or daughter can be as terrifying as driving a newborn home from the hospital. Let me explain...
April 18, 2021
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God’s parental practical joke

Dads, Faith
God definitely has a great sense of humor as well as a penchant for practical jokery. In this episode, I look at one of His best jokes related to parenthood.
March 17, 2021
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Image is everything — even for moms and dads

Children, Dads, Observations
What is the image you project to the outside world? How we choose to see ourselves is pretty much how we act and how the world views us, so choose wisely!
November 18, 2020
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The decline of the American TV father and the rise of ‘Doofus Dad’

Dads
There are a few reasons I named this blog "Doofus Dad" and they're not all about self-deprecating humor. The American view of fatherhood isn't what it was during the days of "The Andy Griffith Show."
October 14, 2020
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The human design flaw of married-with-children sex

Dads, Observations
It's an uncomfortable topic, but one that needs to be addressed, I think. The process of having children simply affects men and women differently — no matter how tight you are with your soul mate — and no greater is this difference than where it applies to shmex, as my 19-year-old son calls it.
September 23, 2020
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Why ‘Jaws’ is the greatest dad movie of my generation

Dads, Observations
One of the appealing aspects of living in the modern age of Western entertainment is when a particular film, TV show, or song becomes woven into your life. I don’t mean it’s simply something you recall from your past. I mean, it actively…
May 11, 2020
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Holding Out Hope

Children, Dads, Faith
Most parents aren't professional child-rearing experts with advanced degrees in child psychology. Parents are just people. And just when you think parenting can’t get any more difficult or confusing, it does.
April 25, 2020
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How I became a Doofus Dad

Dads
March 9, 2020
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My Top 8 Reasons Why Clark Griswold is the Quintessential Doofus Dad

Christmas, Dads, Lists
As is tradition — mine and everyone else’s — I recently watched “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” again for the 1,824th time. Watching a movie or TV show repeatedly like that has its pros and cons. The main con is that you…
December 19, 2019
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11 awesome reasons why you should embark on an adventure travel trip as soon as possible

Dads, Lists
The concept of "adventure travel" is a relatively recent trend that is gaining in popularity among Americans. It is loosely defined as a trip to an exotic locale where at least part of your agenda involves physical activity like hiking, climbing,…
September 3, 2019
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