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Image is everything — even for moms and dads

Children, Dads, Observations
What is the image you project to the outside world? How we choose to see ourselves is pretty much how we act and how the world views us, so choose wisely!
November 18, 2020
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Social media and the death of civility

Observations
Every time a national election rolls around, I'm reminded of the kindness and consideration of social media and how I never, EVER, long for the days prior to Facebook and Twitter. Because life was so much worse then and we're all so enlightened now. No, really.
October 22, 2020
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The human design flaw of married-with-children sex

Dads, Observations
It's an uncomfortable topic, but one that needs to be addressed, I think. The process of having children simply affects men and women differently — no matter how tight you are with your soul mate — and no greater is this difference than where it applies to shmex, as my 19-year-old son calls it.
September 23, 2020
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How THE HELL can you vote for Trump??

Observations
This is a question I hear a lot these days, especially over social media. People have various reasons for voting or not voting for a particular candidate, so I wanted to make a suggestion on how we Americans should approach the process of casting our ballots this year.
September 16, 2020
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My Top 10 Areas Where American Common Sense has Gone AWOL

Lists, Observations
The Meriam-Webster dictionary defines common sense as, quote, “sound and prudent judgment based on a simple perception of the situation or facts” unquote. OK. That’s pretty good but let me amend that with an even simpler definition: Common sense means not being a dumbass. Not being a dumbass is in short supply these days. Here's what your Great-Grandpa and I think about things.
August 26, 2020
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023: The Year 2020 so far

Observations
The year 2020 has been an epic disaster and it is still going. It will probably be a year that will live in infamy for the rest of our lives. But there has been some stuff good, too, and even some funny stuff.
August 5, 2020
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Why ‘Jaws’ is the greatest dad movie of my generation

Dads, Observations
One of the appealing aspects of living in the modern age of Western entertainment is when a particular film, TV show, or song becomes woven into your life. I don’t mean it’s simply something you recall from your past. I mean, it actively…
May 11, 2020
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Our V-C Day will come soon

Faith, Observations
On March 2, just a few innocent weeks ago, I traveled to New Orleans with my son, Sam, a freshman at the University of Tennessee at Martin. It was his Spring Break, so we decided to take advantage of low airline prices (possibly due to some…
March 22, 2020
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Blog Version: Doofus Dad’s Top 9 Handy & Useful Tricks for Dealing with the Coronavirus

Health and fitness, Lists, Observations
Disclaimer: The following is me poking fun of something that is clearly serious and bad. I am aware that it is serious and bad, but choose to poke fun at it anyway because, well, I need to. You have now been legally disclaimed. As I write…
March 13, 2020
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Talking is hard

Observations, Writing
Human existence is nothing if not bizarre. To illustrate this, I have recently completed recording my second audiobook, “Blow the Man Down,” due for release in a few weeks. Just typing those words is exceptionally odd. Two audiobooks! Only…
February 5, 2020
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