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The Top 10 Lame-Ass Reasons Not to Exercise

Health and fitness, Lists
Here are the Top 10 Lame-Ass Reasons not to exercise, as I see them.  It's not an official list compiled by the We're Better Than You Exercisers of America or anything.  These are reasons I've heard most often from friends, family, and…
January 16, 2013
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10 things for which I’m thankful. No, really.

Children, Lists, Observations, Writing
Today is Thanksgiving, and here are some things for which I am thankful: I'm thankful that the Titans are so bad this year.  Time normally devoted to watching games is now directed to more educational programming, like "Breaking Amish,"…
November 22, 2012
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Top 11 things a Warrior Dash virgin should know

Health and fitness, Lists
You’ve seen the pictures on Facebook.  You’ve heard the stories from your buddies.  You may have even seen reports from local news stations. Enough is enough.  You’re ready to tackle the Warrior Dash. “Mud…
September 18, 2012
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